Our Super Lemon Haze is a classic haze that tastes like lemons, smells like some guy named Jack, and it’s pretty…super. This is all day smoke for all day tokers. We would even say it’s a productivity enhancer.
Our Super Lemon Haze is a classic haze that tastes like lemons, smells like some guy named Jack, and it’s pretty…super. This is all day smoke for all day tokers. We would even say it’s a productivity enhancer.
Mendo OG is so laid-back it might as well be wearing flip-flops. Born in the heart of Mendocino County, where the weed is legendary and the locals might side-eye your New Jersey accent. This indica-dominant hybrid brings sweet vanilla and caramel vibes, with just enough earthy funk to remind you it’s keeping it real. The full-body calm makes the couch feel like the best place on earth. Perfect to kick back, unwind, and pretend you live in a rustic cabin far from New Jersey. So grab some Mendo OG and take a trip to Mendocino without ever having to get on I-95. Just be prepared to stop for snacks at the Wawa.
Kick back, relax, and let our newly renamed Paloma Spritz do the heavy lifting. Bred from Spritzer and Grape Gas, this gem is the laid-back friend who always shows up with a smile and a bag of snacks. Now known as Paloma Spritz, this strain has a mellow candy-like flavor—think marshmallow fluff mixed with a touch of grape and a hint of gas. The high is as smooth as your favorite Sunday morning playlist. Perfect for those days when you want to feel inspired but not too inspired—because let’s be real, nobody’s trying to run a marathon here. Just enough energy to vibe out, sketch something cool, or lose yourself in a Netflix binge.
Warning: May cause extreme couch appreciation and sudden cravings for junk food.
Introducing Candy Fumez, a sweet, pungent hybrid that unites Zkittlez (pronounced: Skit-uhls) with the fuel and creamy berry notes of Sherbanger (pronounced: BANG BANG, BABY). This strain is so aromatic that just catching a whiff might make you feel a little lightheaded. Its euphoric, creative, and calming effects make it a favorite among those seeking relief from anxiety, depression, stress, and writing strain descriptions. If you missed our Test Kitchen drop of “Z x Sherbanger”, now is your chance to get your hand on what’s sure to be one of our biggest hits of the year.