Our Super Lemon Haze is a classic haze that tastes like lemons, smells like some guy named Jack, and it’s pretty…super. This is all day smoke for all day tokers. We would even say it’s a productivity enhancer.
Mendo OG is so laid-back it might as well be wearing flip-flops. Born in the heart of Mendocino County, where the weed is legendary and the locals might side-eye your New Jersey accent. This indica-dominant hybrid brings sweet vanilla and caramel vibes, with just enough earthy funk to remind you it’s keeping it real. The full-body calm makes the couch feel like the best place on earth. Perfect to kick back, unwind, and pretend you live in a rustic cabin far from New Jersey. So grab some Mendo OG and take a trip to Mendocino without ever having to get on I-95. Just be prepared to stop for snacks at the Wawa.
Kick back, relax, and let our newly renamed Paloma Spritz do the heavy lifting. Bred from Spritzer and Grape Gas, this gem is the laid-back friend who always shows up with a smile and a bag of snacks. Now known as Paloma Spritz, this strain has a mellow candy-like flavor—think marshmallow fluff mixed with a touch of grape and a hint of gas. The high is as smooth as your favorite Sunday morning playlist. Perfect for those days when you want to feel inspired but not too inspired—because let’s be real, nobody’s trying to run a marathon here. Just enough energy to vibe out, sketch something cool, or lose yourself in a Netflix binge.
Warning: May cause extreme couch appreciation and sudden cravings for junk food.
Introducing Candy Fumez, a sweet, pungent hybrid that unites Zkittlez (pronounced: Skit-uhls) with the fuel and creamy berry notes of Sherbanger (pronounced: BANG BANG, BABY). This strain is so aromatic that just catching a whiff might make you feel a little lightheaded. Its euphoric, creative, and calming effects make it a favorite among those seeking relief from anxiety, depression, stress, and writing strain descriptions. If you missed our Test Kitchen drop of “Z x Sherbanger”, now is your chance to get your hand on what’s sure to be one of our biggest hits of the year.
Grapefruit Chem is a potent sativa-dominant hybrid, expertly crafted from the renowned Chem Dog and Grapefruit strains. This distinctive strain greets the senses with an invigorating citrus aroma, balanced by sharp, diesel undertones that immediately captivate. The fragrance evolves with layers of sweet grapefruit zest, skunky tang, and a subtle hint of earthy spice, showcasing the complexity of its celebrated lineage. Expect dense, resin-coated buds that break down into a sticky, fragrant texture, delivering a bold experience for those who appreciate fuel-forward strains with a refreshing, tart twist.
We really wanted to release a whole string of OG strains (see our previous history with Runtz) but instead we found this one cut from Exotic Genetix that lets us cross off 3 strains at once! Triple OG is a 3-way cross of Triangle Kush X Constantine X Master Yoda and she is a stunner. Beauty and the Beast on this one, Triple OG is our highest tester yet! Triple OG is chunky and dense with classic OG structure and a sweet and sour citrus flavor followed by a heavy diesel aftertaste. The high is happy up front and then a heavy body high sets in right before you start talking backwards like Yoda. Snacks you will need. Otherwise crippling hunger will overcome you like the dark side.
Ready your joystick for Guava Glitch; flavor that’s like a high score on your taste buds. Sweet, tangy, and straight-up retro, this guava blast hits harder than a laser beam in a classic arcade game. It’s an 8-bit flavor invasion; no need to dodge the pixels, just press start and let the tropical goodness take over. Get your game face on, Galactic Guava is here to level-up your flavor experience.
Kick back, relax, and let our newly renamed Paloma Spritz do the heavy lifting. Bred from Spritzer and Grape Gas, this gem is the laid-back friend who always shows up with a smile and a bag of snacks. Now known as Paloma Spritz, this strain has a mellow candy-like flavor—think marshmallow fluff mixed with a touch of grape and a hint of gas. The high is as smooth as your favorite Sunday morning playlist. Perfect for those days when you want to feel inspired but not too inspired—because let’s be real, nobody’s trying to run a marathon here. Just enough energy to vibe out, sketch something cool, or lose yourself in a Netflix binge. Warning: May cause extreme couch appreciation and sudden cravings for junk food.
This strain is the original Zkittlez crossed with Georgia Pie and she is amazing. Z on the nose, distinct peach and pie notes on the inhale…this is a treat we have been anxiously awaiting dropping for the NJ market to enjoy.
Get ready to power-up with Mega Melon. Flavor that’s a total game-changer. This isn’t just any melon; this is the boss level of juicy, refreshing goodness. Forget energy tanks—this burst of sweet melon will fuel your adventure without any pesky enemies in sight. It’s like a cheat code for your taste buds, no grinding required. Time to take your flavor game to the next level with Mega Melon. just hit start and enjoy the ride.
Juicy, sweet, and a little wild. Tasty Jane hits the palate with a rush of sweet cherry and ripe berry, finishing with a tangy twist of sour grape on the exhale. Thanks to parent strains High School Sweetheart and GrapestomperX, its aroma brings earthy undertones, spicy herbs, and a splash of fruity grape goodness. Smooth, rich, and packed with flavor, this indica delivers a feel-good ride that’s perfect for lighting up any moment with bold taste and even better vibes.
Guerilla Grape is a standout indica strain perfect for unwinding while maintaining focus and happiness. With its roots tracing back to the robust lineage of Vino OG and Original Glue, this strain delivers a potent experience that blends calming relaxation with an uplifting mental clarity. The terpene-rich profile, highlighted by caryophyllene, limonene, and myrcene, creates a sumptuous aroma and flavor fusion of grape and diesel that recreational consumers and patients will find irresistible. This strain embodies a perfect balance, easing stress while keeping your senses sharp and engaged. Whether you’re seeking solace after a long day or a creative focus boost, Guerilla Grape offers an enticing cannabis experience that captivates both the body and mind.