Zoreoz means a lot of things to a lot of people. Some claim it’s Oreos and Zoap, while others claim Cookies and Cream x Secret Weapon. We’re going to buck the trend entirely and say ours is actually an Oreoz X Zkittlez cut. Funky and heavy, with hints of cream and Z on the exhale, Zoreoz is an indica leaning and heavy smoke, best enjoyed with a sleeve of Oreos and some milk on standby.
Everyone in the scene has a favorite wook. Ice Wookie is what happens when those kids level up and start to drip. Covered in trichromes, Ice Wookie is dripping in a different kind of diamonds. Think of it as Chewbacca with swagger—a little more sparkle and a lot more shine. This strain is not very mindful, not very demure. With a Chem leaning nose and hints of Girl Scout Cookies on the smoke, Ice Wookie packs a punch then smiles at you with an iced out grill.
Blueberry Runtz blends the fruity sweetness of Blueberry with the candy-like gas of Runtz, creating a vibrant indica leaning hybrid bursting with flavor. Its dense, trichome-coated buds radiate deep purple hues, releasing an aroma of ripe berries, creamy citrus, and a touch of earthy funk. On the inhale, expect a smooth fusion of sugary blueberry, tropical zest, and classic Runtz doughiness, leaving behind a rich, lingering sweetness. With its bold terpene profile and eye-catching appeal, Blueberry Runtz is a flavorful choice for those who love fruit-forward strains with a potent kick.
Lemon Cherry Gelato (Gelato x Zkittlez) is an old school favorite—so much so that running joke is that everything “candy” we like is actually just LCG renamed. Well, jet’s clear things up: this is the OG LCG. It’s not Black Cherry Runtz (or obama runtz, or kamikazi, or even Deez runtz), It’s not Lemon Cherry Zkittlez. Think it might be Pink Runtz? Nope. Super Lemon Cherry? Super nope. That “mystery bag” your plug swore was exclusive? He lied, but that was probably LCG. Our Lemon Cherry Gelato is bright, citrusy, and creamy with a cherry kick that makes it one of our all time favorites. The high lifts you up with a euphoric burst before settling into a smooth, mellow calm. It’s a balanced hybrid, perfect for when you want to keep your vibe light but grounded.
So we proudly present you with Cake and Desist, which is really just Chip(CENSORED), which was really just ICC x OZ. Sweet and creamy with notes of vanilla and a hint of earthiness, Cake and Desist is definitely a smoker, with a sedative Indica leaning high that gets you relaxed and happy.
Just when you thought we couldn’t possibly have another Runtz up our sleeves, we present to you: Deez Runtz. Yeah, we went there. But before you roll your eyes and say, “Not another Runtz,” hear us out. As soon as you open the bag you’ll be howling “Got “Em” because this isn’t just any Runtz; it’s the one that stands out in the crowd. With a flavor profile that’s as complex as trying to explain a meme to your grandma, Deez Runtz offers a sweet, fruity burst with a hint of something you can’t quite put your finger on. It’s like that inside joke you have with your best friend—familiar, comforting, and always brings a smile to your face. The high? Let’s just say it’s the kind that sneaks up on you, like that unexpected punchline that leaves you laughing long after the joke’s over.
Grapez is a deliciously fruity hybrid cannabis strain that captivates with its sweet, grape-like aroma and vibrant, colorful buds. Its scent is a rich blend of ripe grape, citrus, and a subtle berry undertone, making it a treat for the senses. When smoked or vaped, Grapez delivers a smooth, sweet flavor with hints of tropical fruit, creating an enjoyable experience from start to finish.
The effects of Grapez are balanced and versatile. It typically provides an uplifting, euphoric head high that lifts your mood and clears your mind, followed by a relaxed, soothing body buzz that doesn’t feel overly sedating. This makes Grapez ideal for unwinding after a busy day or enjoying a mellow social activity, as it enhances relaxation without causing couch-lock.